What movies have not aged well?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Octopussy

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

What is the reason behind some people wearing trunks instead of speedos when swimming in pools?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”She is very sexyful!”

When have you been in an accident where the other person involved blatantly lied to the police about what transpired?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Goldfinger

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

How can I move on from my ex?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

You Only Live Twice

-”Ah so!”

Why do people who were very kind and loving once become cold-hearted?

Dr No

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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Moonraker

-J W Pepper

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

If people in the UK hate Trump so much, why does he own golf courses there?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

The Man with the Golden Gun

-All the bad guys are black.

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

A View to a Kill

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Live and Let Die

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

What was something you did naughty with your cousin?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

From Russia With Love

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Diamonds Are Forever

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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